Fantastic Meanings

Fantastic Meanings

Monday 25 March 2013

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end and a
fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man
loses his bachelor's degree and a
woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody
disagrees in the end

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of
things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some
married men
ever get to open their mouths

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to
hell
in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from
the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you
are late
and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your
confidence afterward

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with
pills and Later with his bills.



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